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Published on September 1, 2006 By foreverserenity In Dating
Imagine you're in a bar, or somewhere on the singles scene. You're probably having a good time with your girls and keeping an eye out for someone just right of the opposite sex. Then comes the person you don't want to see or even know and he won't stop pestering you? You just couldn't get him to leave you alone and so you decided to call it a night. Has that ever happen to you ladies?


Well, your troubles are over. Here are some snappy one-liners that someone emailed to me. I thought this might give you a chance and let you get rid of that guy who just don't understand that you're not his type!


And guys, when you're on the singles scene, don't use any of these lines!




Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.






Comments (Page 1)
on Sep 01, 2006

COLD! brrrrrrrr!

No wonder so many guys are gay!

on Sep 01, 2006
COLD! brrrrrrrr!No wonder so many guys are gay!


Bhuwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
on Sep 01, 2006

Bhuwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

You love it!  OMG!  Now I know why women pull the strings!

on Sep 01, 2006
Excellent! Very funny!   
on Sep 01, 2006
You love it! OMG! Now I know why women pull the strings!


Haha...we're not that easily defined are we now?!



Excellent! Very funny!


Thx Jen!
on Sep 01, 2006
    
on Sep 02, 2006
Reply By: Tova7


Cool!
on Sep 02, 2006
Those were good. I loved the egg one!
on Sep 02, 2006
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


That would do it for me, I'd be gone like cheesecake at an Opra convention.
on Sep 02, 2006

I'd be gone like cheesecake at an Opra convention.

!

on Sep 03, 2006
Those were good. I loved the egg one!


Hehehe, yes, that was a good one!


Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator. That would do it for me, I'd be gone like cheesecake at an Opra convention.


ROFL!!! He's so funny ain't he doc?!!




on Sep 03, 2006
  I loved this article, Donna.

Now I know why women pull the strings!


How long you been married, Doc? And only now you're starting to figure this out?
on Sep 03, 2006
I loved this article, Donna.


Thank you, thank you!



How long you been married, Doc? And only now you're starting to figure this out


Haha, I think he was in denial!
on Sep 03, 2006

How long you been married, Doc? And only now you're starting to figure this out?

Itis a life long lesson young buck!  You will learn. hehehehehe

on Sep 14, 2006
"your body is like a temple"

I can't even begin to imagine saying that! Sheesh! No wonder...

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