Dearest JU,
First of all, this is not a 'Dear John' letter. This in fact wasn't even going to be a letter - my fingers have a mind of it's own and I'm allowing my brain to transmit directly to my fingertips...hence this blog is now a letter!
JU darling what's become of you? Or what the 'f' is going on?!!!
Everyday I come to you like a bear to honey, waiting with anticipation as I click on you in my Favourites list. I wait and wait and wait! YOU keep me waiting all the time and I for one am fed up! How can you treat a girl this way? I just don't get it, I thought we had a good thing going here?!
Who is it? Who is doing this to you? Did someone change your mind about me? Did someone said that I wasn't good enough for you..uh uh?
OK, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout...but you know how I get when I get frustrated!
I'm just sick of it JU....everyday I come to you expecting to be out on the information highway of your blogosphere...with my quick wit and your compelling reading....blog-hopping and having a good time....that's all I want to do.
Sharing stories and thoughts, and asking questions and just hanging out with the gang! But no, you can't even do that one simple thing as to take me where I ask you to take me. You have to give me all these error signals, throwing me off your scent..what's up with that?!
I sit and wait, and wait and wait, while you give me silly tool bar searches, and searches and searches....then I think to myself that maybe you're avoiding me?
Why would I say that? What do you mean "why would I say that?" Because everytime I come to you and think that I'm going to spend a couple of hours of free time with you, you get all hot and bothered and hide from me, I can't even log on to my blog site or anyone else's for that matter and when I do get on, it's through the Forums, finally, elated and exhausted I try to hang with the gang but when I try to have a conversation, you pull the plug on me!
Then I either get locked out again or the IE search engines don't know who you are! HOW can they not know who you are? I thought you were famous?!
It took me about 15 minutes alone this morning just to be taken to your Forums again! What the 'F' is going on?
I'm tired JU, tired of your lack of attention, your dedication to our relationship and your 'I have other things to do' attitude! Don't you love me anymore?
I'm not going to give up on you, as I know you don't mean this intentionally. I'm giving you a second chance so get with the program and start showing me some love!
Now, I'm going to go visit with some of my peoples and I also have some stuff I want to share with you, new thoughts, stories, jokes and lots of questions to ask.
So don't lock me out anymore, you hear me JU? I won't have it, I won't, I won't!
What, you don't like to hear me whine? Well then hop to it and get it together, ok?!
BTW, did you like the Valentine I sent you the other day...I didn't get any love from you, (sniff) not one! I tell you if you keep this up I'm going to have to take my affections elsewhere! I mean a girl just have to hear that she's loved once in a while! You can't just let me go on and on talking to myself and ignoring me! OK, I'll end here for now....
YOU're still #1 on my Favourite List JU.
All my love,
ForeverSerenity