Much ado about nothing

Plus a laugh for the day!

Published on August 15, 2006 By foreverserenity In Blogging

Guys, my fellow bloggers who've I've known for two years, it has been that long right? I've enjoyed being here, I've enjoyed the chit chats, the flirting, the commiserating, the bawdy jokes...in retrospect everything!

I've also come to love a few of you. I don't know you, but I do, if you know what I mean. And as Doc so eloquently put it in a comment on my last blog, we've come to know each other's personalities and nuances that so makes this community the wonderful place it is.

Hold it! I'm not saying goodbye, far from it. I just wanted to apologise to you for stirring up a hornet's nest with my last blog. Although I thought it was necessary, and it was, because some people need to be reminded about a few blog ethics and etiquettes.

But it kinda spoiled my mood yesterday, just for a moment.

If it spoiled your mood, I'm sorry it did!

So back to the usual fun and frolic and of course serious events in our lives and world today!

And on that note, I received this really amusing E-mail today which I'm going to share with you.

Men of JU, you know how highly I think of you. You guys are adorable and respectable, all that and a bag of chips! [totally kissing up here!LOL!] You are
"understanding good-natured and fun kinda guys"!

But I just have to share this email with my girls!

Enjoy!

____________________________

" For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara .................. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.... .Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ....... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ....... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. "

Comments (Page 2)

dynamaso

on Aug 15, 2006

13. Men are like ........Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

How taken do I have to be? How handicapped do I have to be? Hmm, now even I'm confused...

Liked the jokes, though, D. Thanks.

foreverserenity

on Aug 16, 2006

Haha I loved this....thanks for the smile chick

U R welcome Sally!

That and I do have an appreciation for the finer things in life. And the beauty that has been placed among us in the form of female humanity (in all its shapes and sizes) is just a wonder to behold.

Oh flattery will get you everywhere!

And I'm just likely to scare people if I go topless... Just ask my neighbours this past weekend while I was mowing the back yard.Scary.

Hahaha, CM you're painting quite a picture here! Any worse than that guy from the "40 year old virgin?"

So, we're just waiting on the Doc, then, huh?

Hmmm, we'll see! hahaha

Just ask my neighbours this past weekend while I was mowing the back yard.I always mow that way. It helps lay down a base for when I go to the beach!

Good grief Doc, you almost sound like my hubby. He would say that too!

Hey forever, I read that article, not sure if I commented.Don't sweat it.It happens to most of us, you are just a class act for realizing it may have affected someone's mood.

Thanks Tonya. Ah it's ok, no comment necessary.

Yes - I apologise too, I do tend to push my boundaries to the limit. I am sorry for yelling at you serenity, it was an overreaction (that now a real understatement:) )

OK, I'm not too big to accept an apology. Thank you!

to your comment on my writing, there is no excuse for it, it was rude

Well, I've said all I have to say on this. Even in apologising there's a jab in there! This time I'll laugh with you!

13. Men are like ........Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. "Some of the good ones ARE handicapped Hilarious reading Serenity! and please don't worry about writing or venting!? you're ok. just the way you are

I especially liked this one Trudy!

! and thanks!

How taken do I have to be? How handicapped do I have to be? Hmm, now even I'm confused... Liked the jokes, though, D. Thanks.

Hahaha, I'll leave that for you guys to answer! Glad you liked them!

uDigItTheMost

on Aug 16, 2006

Here are some more a friend sent me.

Men are like ...High Heels...... They easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Computers ....... And a smart woman keeps a backup.

Men are like ......Copiers ....... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like .......Bike Helmuts ........ Handy in an emergency, but otherwise look silly.

Men are like .....Animals .... Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

Men are like ....Bank Accounts ....... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like .....A Bottle of Beer ..... They're both empty from the neck up.

Men are like ......Panty Hose .... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

foreverserenity

on Aug 16, 2006

Here are some more a friend sent me.Men are like ...High Heels...... They easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.Men are like.....Computers ....... And a smart woman keeps a backup.Men are like ......Copiers ....... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.Men are like .......Bike Helmuts ........ Handy in an emergency, but otherwise look silly.Men are like .....Animals .... Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.Men are like ....Bank Accounts ....... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.Men are like .....A Bottle of Beer ..... They're both empty from the neck up.Men are like ......Panty Hose .... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

Haha, Chris these are great! Thanks for sharing them!

MasonM

on Aug 16, 2006

Why don't men worry about mad cow disease?

because men are pigs!

uh, uh....we know that Whip, but they don't! [haha]

We know. We just don't care.

foreverserenity

on Aug 16, 2006

We know. We just don't care

Hahaha...that's why we love you so much!

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