Plus a laugh for the day!
Guys, my fellow bloggers who've I've known for two years, it has been that long right? I've enjoyed being here, I've enjoyed the chit chats, the flirting, the commiserating, the bawdy jokes...in retrospect everything!
I've also come to love a few of you. I don't know you, but I do, if you know what I mean. And as Doc so eloquently put it in a comment on my last blog, we've come to know each other's personalities and nuances that so makes this community the wonderful place it is.
Hold it! I'm not saying goodbye, far from it. I just wanted to apologise to you for stirring up a hornet's nest with my last blog. Although I thought it was necessary, and it was, because some people need to be reminded about a few blog ethics and etiquettes.
But it kinda spoiled my mood yesterday, just for a moment.
If it spoiled your mood, I'm sorry it did!
So back to the usual fun and frolic and of course serious events in our lives and world today!
And on that note, I received this really amusing E-mail today which I'm going to share with you.
Men of JU, you know how highly I think of you. You guys are adorable and respectable, all that and a bag of chips! [totally kissing up here!LOL!] You are
"understanding good-natured and fun kinda guys"!
But I just have to share this email with my girls!
Enjoy!
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" For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara .................. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.... .Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ....... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ....... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. "