Life as I Know It; Family; Lifestyle; and Healthy Living!
Published on August 21, 2006 By foreverserenity In Misc

I’ve always found reading to be fascinating. I just love to read. I was always a good reader and speller in my classes during my primary and high school years.

I try to instill in my kids the same love of reading and love for books. Reading will take you everywhere and anywhere I tell them. It helps to build your vocabulary, you learn so much, especially the meanings of words you never knew.

One of my favourite things to do is to play with words. I also like to try to decipher them when they are used in very punny ways!

As much as I dislike it, sometimes I’m slow to the draw and don’t see the true meaning until I sit looking at something for a while. I’m so out of practice!

My daughter had me read a sentence recently that included the following words:

“We Todd did”

I got it right away, (Did you?) but she said a friend of hers didn’t catch on immediately. That happens sometimes!LOL!

I had written a poem and in it I tried to play with the word ‘Deflated’ I stopped when I couldn’t think of anything else:

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Deflated

balloon
confidence
hot air
tires
ball
gassy


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Other ways to play with words are when you use a word that sound the same and mean something different. Or a word will be a totally different word, but when you look at it you can get another meaning from it!

Here are some great puns:


Lettuce (pray).

Taiwan (tie one)

A dog not only has a fur coat, but also pants!”

These were taken from: http://volweb.utk.edu/Schools/bedford/harrisms/puns.htm

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Hmmm, not too much of a play on words but it’s a start!

What can you come up with?




Comments
on Aug 21, 2006
Color me embarrassed. I just realised I've been spelling Epiliptical (I've been writing eliptical)and Treadmill (I've been writing threadmill) wrong! I write in a hurry sometimes and didn't even realised! And of course there are the times when I have a 5 second loss of brain failure and just can't remember how to spell a word!! Yes, even with Google and the Internet around!hahaha...jokes on me!
on Aug 21, 2006
I can't come up with anything myself, but I happen to have a book all about this subject.. some of my favorites are inane collective nouns!

Such as...
A riot of students
A horde of prostitutes
A concentration of thinkers
A host of parasites
A field of puppies
A complement of sycophants
A quiver of cowards
A range of ovens
A slew of dragons
A fraid of ghosts.

Of course, for hillarity, nothing really beats the Irish Bull, such as...

I hope that I may live to hear you preach my funeral sermon.

And from Canton, MS

1. Resolved, by this Council, that we build a new Jail. 2. Resolved, that the new Jail be built out of the materials of the old Jail. 3. Resolved, that th old Jail be used until the new Jail is finished.

There's also an entire page story that's one Irish Bull after another, it's really funny.

Source: The Game of Words, Willard R. Espy
on Aug 21, 2006
With so many words in the English language that sound alike, but mean completely different things, often it is easier to say the pun, than to write it.  When written, you have to choose from the different words, and that either gives the pun away immediately, or makes it hard to see the pun.
on Aug 21, 2006
Reply By: JythierPosted: Monday, August 21, 2006I can't come up with anything myself, but I happen to have a book all about this subject.. some of my favorites are inane collective nouns!Such as...A riot of studentsA horde of prostitutesA concentration of thinkersA host of parasitesA field of puppiesA complement of sycophantsA quiver of cowardsA range of ovensA slew of dragonsA fraid of ghosts.


These are good Jay!
Resolved, by this Council, that we build a new Jail. 2. Resolved, that the new Jail be built out of the materials of the old Jail. 3. Resolved, that th old Jail be used until the new Jail is finished.


Hysterical!!


Source: The Game of Words, Willard R. Espy



Thanks for the link!




often it is easier to say the pun, than to write it. When written, you have to choose from the different words, and that either gives the pun away immediately, or makes it hard to see the pun.


This I agree with Phillip! I had a hard time trying to come up with some myself! You never know somethings until you try it!
on Aug 21, 2006
People's names:

Aladdin Sane (a David Bowie song)
Justin Case
Justin Time
Eileen Dover

Then there's the one from the movie "Porky's."
on Aug 21, 2006
A riot of students
A horde of prostitutes
A concentration of thinkers
A host of parasites
A field of puppies
A complement of sycophants
A quiver of cowards
A range of ovens
A slew of dragons
A fraid of ghosts.


Add to that my personal addition (I have four female progeny):

A giggle of girls
on Aug 21, 2006
Reply By: IçonoçlastPosted: Monday, August 21, 2006People's names: Aladdin Sane (a David Bowie song)Justin CaseJustin TimeEileen Dover


Good ones Icono! I've seen 'Porky's' just can't remember, actually, don't remind me!


Add to that my personal addition (I have four female progeny):A giggle of girls


I love that Gid, so cute and punny!
on Aug 21, 2006

A giggle of girls

Ouch!  Some one has had a slumber party!

on Aug 22, 2006
Ouch! Some one has had a slumber party!


When you have four girls, doc...EVERY night's a slumber party...lol!
on Aug 22, 2006
Donna:
I don't know if this counts but here goes.
In Vegas there are these little horse track games that you bet on and there was a guy sitting at the table commentating.

And it's lettuce by a head. Rubberband coming around the stretch, tomato catching up. and toilet paper bringing up the rear.

It was really funny at 2 a.m. and with a lot of beers in you.
Now, not so much.
on Aug 23, 2006
I really love word games (word jumble, word brain games, etc). Have you ever heard of the game, "Mad Gab?" It deals with the play on words, such as "Amen Ask Hurt"........... (a mini skirt). Or what about "Ask Rude Arrive Her"...(a screwdriver)...lol. Anywho, I hope to get it soon.

btw, this article reminds me of a joke Chris told me. He asked, "Why did the guy go fishing?" I answered, "I don't know...why?"He answers, "Just for the halibut." (hope everyone gets it) It's goofy but funny at the same time.
on Aug 23, 2006
Reply By: little-whipPosted: Tuesday, August 22, 2006One of my favorites is..."You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."


Good one Whip! I like the others too!hahaha






Reply By: KellyW.Posted: Tuesday, August 22, 2006Donna:I don't know if this counts but here goes.In Vegas there are these little horse track games that you bet on and there was a guy sitting at the table commentating.And it's lettuce by a head. Rubberband coming around the stretch, tomato catching up. and toilet paper bringing up the rear.


! Kelly these are definately funny any time!hahahaha


Just for the halibut." (hope everyone gets it) It's goofy but funny at the same time.


Hehehe, just for the hell of it! I like that!