No, not paranoid, as I guess we have all thought of that. But a very lame attempt. The Spinach has been conclusively linked to 2 deaths (3 maybe). If they wanted to terrorize us, they would have planted bombs in Football stadiums!
Canned food is still good, and Lettuce is just a garnish. At least I can still eat me spinach from a can!
And Forever, You can have my Mustard Greens and Kale! Blecchh! Ooogiie!
Boil the hell out of them!