Oh if only he were Tom Cruise!
If only he was Tom Cruise he might just get off. If only he were any other celebrity he might not be charged at all, he might have just been given the wave and told not to do it again and be able to go on his merry way!
But oh no, it's Snoop Dogg, known Rapper, known smoker of weed, known dirty mouth who likes to have his Hennesey and his women, known for getting into trouble with the law.
And it seems he never learns; when you have a rep like that, you've got to be careful and not do anything to make the 'man' get a hold of you! So instead of keeping a low profile and making sure he only has his black credit card in his wallet, you know what he had on him while travelliing to the airport recently?
The airport where you get stripped search and quartered, the airport where if you look too much like someone who just might breathe the wrong way and fit a certain profile, except the one that they should be looking out for, you're detained.
He had (drum roll please) an illegal collapsible baton!
"An illegal collapsible baton?!" "No way!" "Get the fruitcake outta here!" "He did what?!" Yep, [nods head in wonderment] an illegal collapsible baton!
"What would he be doing with something like that? And why in the name of all that is his celebritydom would he have that on his person, especially at the airport?"
Well, I really don't know. But the law enforcement officials didn't take too kindly to this and he's going to face felony charges and could face three years, count them 1-2-3 years in Jail. So now a warrant has been issued for his arrest and bail set at $150,000.00!!!! Wow!
Yep, our airport security system at work! Way to go, good for them!
Way to go Mr. Orange County District Attorney, you will finally have the Dogg where you want him, behind bars, and there's no getting out of this one!
Or is there....? [twirls imaginary moutstache and grins maddeningly]
For more details you can read the MSN news report here Link