Bra Codes

Published on January 24, 2007 By foreverserenity In Humor

Strictly for laughs! [from an email]

Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes?

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Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

Send this to all women (and men too!) to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find

Supportive

Comfortable

Always Lifts You Up

Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging

And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

Comments

Zoologist03

on Jan 24, 2007

Heh, heh.

Funny stuff.

A discussion about boobs is one I'll always participate in.

~Zoo

foreverserenity

on Jan 24, 2007

discussion about boobs is one I'll always participate in.

feisty_in_ohio

on Jan 24, 2007

I call the mammogram - the vise grip!

Dr Guy

on Jan 24, 2007

Keep it up! Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!

Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!

foreverserenity

on Jan 24, 2007

Keep it up! Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!

Yeah, you men get all the luck!

foreverserenity

on Jan 24, 2007

I call the mammogram - the vise grip!

Tell me about it! I couldn't believe my first time when that happened to me! Yeow!

AngelaMarie88

on Jan 24, 2007

MAMMOGRAMS! :

: !

So true, and HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I love when people can have a sense of humor about something so awkward and uncomfortable. :

MasonM

on Jan 24, 2007

momijiki

on Jan 25, 2007

Those little prep exercises to get one used to the idea of a mamogram... scaring me miles away from it. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke.

When I wanted my ears pieced as a young teen and my mom didn't want me to, she'd pinch my earlobe with her nails and say that's what it feels like. Dang, if she didn't end up being close. And I have an aquaintance who actually ironed clothes while they were on her body. Just an arm, but still.

Zoologist03

on Jan 25, 2007

Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!

Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Jan 25, 2007

Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.

Laugh young man! Us old farts will have the last one.

Shovelheat

on Jan 25, 2007

Sigh...

I'm a D man in a B world...

foreverserenity

on Jan 26, 2007

So true, and HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love when people can have a sense of humor about something so awkward and uncomfortable

It's always good to be able to laugh at things!

MasonM

Glad you liked it!

scaring me miles away from it. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke.

I'm sorry momijiki, yes it's supposed to be a joke, but it can be an experience to remember. The idea though is to get women to go and to make as much fun of it as possible! hehehee - I shared my experience in a blog when I did it for the first time. IT wasn't that great, but I survived!

And I have an aquaintance who actually ironed clothes while they were on her body. Just an arm, but still.

! Now that's dangerous! Although I must confess as a 12 year old, I did that once, only once!

Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.

! You said tee hee....

Laugh young man! Us old farts will have the last one.

Times like this I miss Elie!

Sigh...I'm a D man in a B world..

! Oh Joe, you're a riot! There there big daddy!

foreverserenity

on Jan 27, 2007

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