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Words women use that you all should know by now!
Published on January 30, 2008 By foreverserenity In Personal Relationships
"If you don't know me by now, you'll will never, ever know me...."

Some of you probably recognize those words. If you don't, they are the beginning sentence to one of the most beautiful, mournful love songs!

Some men don't have a clue when their wife or significant other is pissed off at them. Mine gets that way sometimes! In fact, I think he deliberately ignores the signals just because he doesn't want a fight! It left me steaming, while he went out to hang with the guys, on a night that wasn't a 'guy' night and left me home with kids, and issues that I wanted him to be there for, as back up! I'll sort that out with him later, but why do men do that?!

So this morning I got in and my sister forward me this email and I laughed off my frustration because it is soooooo true!


I'm sure you've seen this one before but I wanted to share it again, and ask you men, "Are you clueless or is it all an act?" In other words, "Do you pretend to not know your spouse is pissed off at you just to avoid a fight and have peace and quiet?"

And women, "Has your man ever done that to you?" That is, leave you steaming just because they don't want to 'have it' out? Deliberately ignoring your point of view because he just doesn't seem to care?


Nine Words Women Use


(1.) Fine :

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.




(2.) Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3.) Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4.) Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5.) Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6.) That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7.) Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.



(8.) Whatever

Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!




(9.) Don't worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

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Oh yes, #s 1, 3, 4, 5, & 8, that was the mood I was in last night! I'm going to let him have a piece of my mind, then play nice! I will because not only did he drove MY car last night, he used up my gas and didn't give me a refill - the bum! And parked it in the farther parking lot so I had a longer distance to walk with the garbage that he forgot to take out. Yeah, men! Gotta love them!"

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on Feb 05, 2008
Try a nitelight...inside the rim so he can aim, haha.


He would still turn the light on! hahaha
on Feb 05, 2008
Mine leaves the light on after using the toilet! Imagine, being in bed, in deep slumber, only to be disturbed by the buzzing noise from that thing-a-ma-gingy (vent?) and the light on shining in your face! He does it at day, at night....I aked him why does he do that, he doesn't know!


True story: one night, my first wife's father, a man who loved a beer or two (or three), turned right instead of left out of his bedroom one night, walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and peed all over the vegetable crisper, then closed the fridge and went back to bed. He did this without remembering a thing but my wife at the time and I happened to be watching television in the loungeroom at the time and saw him. While we laughed and teased him about it, I don't think he ever quite forgave himself.
on Feb 10, 2008
True story: one night, my first wife's father, a man who loved a beer or two (or three), turned right instead of left out of his bedroom one night, walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and peed all over the vegetable crisper, then closed the fridge and went back to bed. He did this without remembering a thing but my wife at the time and I happened to be watching television in the loungeroom at the time and saw him. While we laughed and teased him about it, I don't think he ever quite forgave himself.


OMG! If I were in your position I'm not sure if I would be shocked, then laughing my ass off, or just plain struck speechless!LOL! I guess he didn't let that happen again uh?!lol!
on Feb 15, 2008
True story: one night, my first wife's father, a man who loved a beer or two (or three), turned right instead of left out of his bedroom one night, walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and peed all over the vegetable crisper, then closed the fridge and went back to bed. He did this without remembering a thing but my wife at the time and I happened to be watching television in the loungeroom at the time and saw him. While we laughed and teased him about it, I don't think he ever quite forgave himself.


I know of way too many similar situations from when I was in college, such as someone waking up and peeing on the door to my bedroom(loved that puddle when I woke up hung over in the morning), peeing into a roommate's closet, and best of all: peeing on a sleeping roommate who woke up just in time to see it all happen. Fortunately I was never the transgressor, and my door was the worst thing that was hit.
on Feb 15, 2008
peeing into a roommate's closet, and best of all: peeing on a sleeping roommate who woke up just in time to see it all happen


LOL! Good grief! Talk about hung over!lol!
on Feb 15, 2008
Some of us just don't give a shit. Somehow it's just easier that way.
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