Words women use that you all should know by now!
"If you don't know me by now, you'll will never, ever know me...."
Some of you probably recognize those words. If you don't, they are the beginning sentence to one of the most beautiful, mournful love songs!
Some men don't have a clue when their wife or significant other is pissed off at them. Mine gets that way sometimes! In fact, I think he deliberately ignores the signals just because he doesn't want a fight! It left me steaming, while he went out to hang with the guys, on a night that wasn't a 'guy' night and left me home with kids, and issues that I wanted him to be there for, as back up! I'll sort that out with him later, but why do men do that?!
So this morning I got in and my sister forward me this email and I laughed off my frustration because it is soooooo true!
I'm sure you've seen this one before but I wanted to share it again, and ask you men, "Are you clueless or is it all an act?" In other words, "Do you pretend to not know your spouse is pissed off at you just to avoid a fight and have peace and quiet?"
And women, "Has your man ever done that to you?" That is, leave you steaming just because they don't want to 'have it' out? Deliberately ignoring your point of view because he just doesn't seem to care?
Nine Words Women Use
(1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2.) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3.) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4.) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5.) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6.) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7.) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
(8.) Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(9.) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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Oh yes, #s 1, 3, 4, 5, & 8, that was the mood I was in last night! I'm going to let him have a piece of my mind, then play nice! I will because not only did he drove MY car last night, he used up my gas and didn't give me a refill - the bum! And parked it in the farther parking lot so I had a longer distance to walk with the garbage that he forgot to take out. Yeah, men! Gotta love them!"