Life as I Know It; Family; Lifestyle; and Healthy Living!
Response by kids who are so brutally honest!
Published on March 13, 2008 By foreverserenity In Marital Issues

 

 

 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

 

 

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

 

 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10

 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

 

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

 

 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

 

 

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

 

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

 

 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

 

 

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7

 

 

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

 

 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

 

 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't t here?

-- Kelvin, age 8

 

 

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

 

THESE ARE A RIOT!  It could go in humor but it's really a life/relationship thing isn't it?!  This is from an email I received so I don't know who wrote it or where the survey was done!


Comments
on Mar 13, 2008

Alan, age 10

Derrick, age 8

Lori, age 8

Kelvin, age 8

If I have kids anything like these, I will consider my life a victory.

~Zoo

 

on Mar 13, 2008
Bake-off. It's the only fair way.

-Me. Now.
on Mar 13, 2008

LOL!

on Mar 13, 2008

I know I decided to marry my wife through a paper, rock, scissors game. It has worked so far

on Mar 13, 2008
I intend to go into a crowded auditorium filled with hotties, throw a dart, and whoever I impale is my intended.
on Mar 14, 2008

 

I know I decided to marry my wife through a paper, rock, scissors game. It has worked so far

LOL! Good for you!

I picked up my husband while hitchhiking!  It's been  more than 20 years!loll!

 

I intend to go into a crowded auditorium filled with hotties, throw a dart, and whoever I impale is my intended.

Hahaha....knowing you, you would do it too!