'Hind Lick Maneuver' - Joke of the Day
This one had me rolling too...
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head "No".
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"