Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really
sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs
hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel
like that I go to my wife and tell her give me
sex. That makes everything better
and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss,
I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house "