[ I couldn't resist sharing this joke]
Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked
him what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford
what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote
down his height, weight, a complete medical history
and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what
he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she gave Buford a
blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his
clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said,
Shingles. The doctor looked at him and asked, Where?
Buford said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?