TEACHER: Why are you late, frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is.......
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninith letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I dont have to , my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it is the same dog!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keep talking when people are no longer interested.
HAROLD: A teacher. "