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Which would you choose?
Published on May 18, 2005 By foreverserenity In Misc
Sex for some people is a private matter, not to be discussed in public at all cost. To be kept behind the bedroom doors without a hint of impropriety.

For others sex is an open book. Some are very in touch with their sexuality and love to show it off at all cost. They can’t stop talking about their sex lives. They might even be a tad obsessive on the subject.

Food for some people is a public matter. The door is open for others to observe and look what is eaten. To see what’s actually there on the table. To be enjoyed by all. People don’t really care what other people think about what they eat. They don’t hide it.

Cars, a topic whose status I discussed recently. Now a car for some people is like good sex. Or let me rephrase that, for some men it’s like good sex. You can’t get between a man and his car. Especially if it’s one of those fancy sports type, sleek, shiny and fast!

So if you were given a choice to choose from the three which would you choose.

Let’s summarize. Sex is enjoyable by all who do it, even when it has its moments (for those who have a bad lay!) but it’s definitely not the “food of life”! You can live without it, can’t you? MMmm, I think I beg to differ on this one!

Food is definitely the sustenance of mankind. We need to eat to survive. Sometimes we eat too much! But it’s definitely up there in the need factor. Who wants to go hungry? Definitely not me.

Cars, I’ve said how attached I am to my old, er, lets say, old classic cars. I like driving in them; I like the clean look of them. Hey, I’m not sexually turned on by them, but they do have some appeal!

So which would it be for you?

Or let me put it this way, a lobster dinner, Cindy Crawford/Brad Pitt or a Porsche?

But what if your choices were these, orange circus peanut, Jerry Stiller/Bea Arthur, or a Dodge Dart?

Would your choice remain the same?

I’m trying to do a count so if you read this, please respond!

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on May 18, 2005
I'll start us off. I would choose the lobster dinner!

Oh yea, you only get one choice, meaning one answer only.
on May 18, 2005
Hmmm... Cindy Crawford and then the Dodge Dart
on May 18, 2005
Hmmm... Cindy Crawford and then the Dodge Dart


on May 18, 2005
Hmmm... Let's see
The circus peanut sounds tempting because I really like circus peanuts. Bea Arthur ... one word NO! Now Cindy Crawford, I might have a chance there. After all, she did marry Lyle Lovett, but wait, that didn't last.

OK make it the lobster because a good meal will never be a sour memory because it broke up with you and is less expensive to maintain than a Porche.

To quote the great one...
Homer: (crying) Oh my dear sweet Pinchy (eats a huge mouthful of lobster) No more pain where you are boy...(Snaps Pinchy in half)

on May 18, 2005

IN the first list,. if you Had put Lonni Anderson or (OMG) Shelly Hack - NO question!  But of the choices, the Porche.

In the second - Probably Bea Arthur.  I have always found her to be very sexy (I think that is because she always protrays strong women).

So ok, go ahead and trash me!

on May 18, 2005
The circus peanut sounds tempting because I really like circus peanuts. Bea Arthur ... one word NO! Now Cindy Crawford, I might have a chance there. After all, she did marry Lyle Lovett, but wait, that didn't last.


Was she married to Lyle Lovette? I thought that was Julia Roberts! I guess I missed that news.

Lobster is good! Poor Pinchy!


In the second - Probably Bea Arthur. I have always found her to be very sexy (I think that is because she always protrays strong women).
So ok, go ahead and trash me!


Naw, I won't Dr. G. I love Bea Arthur too!
on May 18, 2005
Was she married to Lyle Lovette? I thought that was Julia Roberts! I guess I missed that news.


You're right .. Well either one it would probably end before I like anyway. Still sticking with pinchy.

on May 18, 2005
Still sticking with pinchy.


on May 18, 2005
i already have a Porsche. ::

So i would say sex, then food, then....another Porsche!

Bea Arthur is off the table (shudder)
on May 18, 2005

Bea Arthur is off the table (shudder)

Ah, you dont love her strong ways?

on May 18, 2005
i already have a Porsche. ::

So i would say sex, then food, then....another Porsche!

Bea Arthur is off the table (shudder)


Good for you SLC! Sex over food...interesting.


Bea Arthur is off the table (shudder)

Ah, you dont love her strong ways?


Doc, you're alone on this one!
on May 18, 2005

Doc, you're alone on this one!

I did not figure to have much competition!

on May 18, 2005
A car? Nothing sensual about that. I'd say lobster shared with my beloved one.
on May 18, 2005
Sex, food, car for me
on May 18, 2005
lobster dinner

Bland.
Cindy Crawford/Brad Pitt

Barbie & Ken, equivalent of the adult plastic dolls, enough said.
Porsche

The winner!


orange circus peanut

Yuck.
Jerry Stiller/Bea Arthur

Sex with people old enough to be my parents... Been there, done that, didn't bother with the t-shirt.
Dodge Dart

The Porsche please.


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