You know if you really think about it, that snack machine at the office (or wherever it happens to be) is evil. Think about it really. Sometimes it takes your money and doesn’t give you what you wanted or it won’t even give your money back to you! Then it sits there with all the things that are supposed to not be good for you, chips, and chocolate (although now I hear this IS good for you), candy. All the things you want to eat at 3pm in the afternoon when you really need that sugar fix. You’re like a junkie craving your next fix!
So there I was on a Friday afternoon banging away at the evil machine. It took my god damn dollar and won’t give me what I wanted. There the darn thing hangs half in half out of it’s section! Dammit, don’t tease me you evil thing. I paid for that and I want it now! I kick, I knock, I shake all in vain. But I wasn’t to be deterred. That evil machine didn’t know who it was messing with! I pulled up my skirt (it was too long) and I took off my shoes (to have a better grip) and I grabbed a hold of it, although it was by far too big and heavy and too wide…man I didn’t care!
I shook and I shook and I shook it! I grabbed it and I had that evil look in my eye, that I must have it now sugar crazed look…yep, I was in a tizzy!
Success! I got my chocolate bar.
Hmmm, don’t mess with me you evil thing!
Now if only they would just put something healthy in that darn machine…like apples, or crackers, or yogurt….but I’d still want my chocolate fix….har…har….har!