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Published on August 5, 2005 By foreverserenity In Humor
I just had to share these! Another emailer...


1. Dear God,
please put another holiday
between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother
but what I asked for was a puppy.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy
for people to come apart
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. God,
I read the bible.
What does beget mean?
Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

5. Dear God,
how did you know you were God?
Who told you?
Charlene

6. Dear God,
is it true my father
won't get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita

7. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
Nancy

8. Dear God,
I like the story about Noah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

9. Dear God,
my Grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

10. Dear God,
do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
Nathan

11. Dear God,
did you mean for giraffes
to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma


12. Dear God,
in bible times,
did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear God,
how come you did all those miracles
in the old days and don't do any now?
Billy

14. Dear God,
please send Dennis Clark
to a different summer camp this year.
Peter

15. Dear God,
maybe Cain and Abel
would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms.
It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

16. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

17. Dear God,
my brother told me about
how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha

18. Dear God,
if you watch in Church on Sunday
I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara

19. Dear God,
is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through the business?
Donny

20. Dear God,
I do not think anybody
could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I am not just saying that because
you are already God.
Charles

21. Dear God,
it is great the way you always
get the stars in the right place.
Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff

22. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Really !!!!
Frank

And, saving the best for last .

23. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday night.
That was really cool.

Comments
on Aug 05, 2005
"23. Dear God,I didn't think orange went with purpleuntil I saw the sunsetyou made on Tuesday night.That was really cool."

Doesn't this just make you go "aaahhhh!"
on Aug 05, 2005
Doesn't this just make you go "aaahhhh!"


Yeah, I reckon it does.

4. God,I read the bible.What does beget mean?Nobody will tell me.Love Alison

I like that one too...

~Zoo
on Aug 05, 2005
I like that one too


on Aug 05, 2005
I loved them all. Both funny and cute.

I can't remember what Christmas it was but I remember reading kid's letters to Santa in some e-mail. Many of them were laugh-out loud funny.
on Aug 08, 2005
loved them all. Both funny and cute.


Glad you liked those!
on Aug 09, 2005
Aawwwww, so cute, thanks for posting these
on Aug 09, 2005
These are awesome, foreverserenity. Very funny!

On a related, but off-topic, note...

When Adrian was deployed, they sometimes got letters and drawings from kids and schools. One that his company got went something like this..."Dear Soldiers, Please shoot all the bad guys in the weenie."

And it had a drawing of a US Soldier shooting a "bad guy"...in the weenie.

Hahahaa...he wishes he had asked if he could have that one to keep. Hahahhahahahaa.
on Aug 09, 2005
Aawwwww, so cute, thanks for posting these


U R welcome Em!


When Adrian was deployed, they sometimes got letters and drawings from kids and schools. One that his company got went something like this..."Dear Soldiers, Please shoot all the bad guys in the weenie."

And it had a drawing of a US Soldier shooting a "bad guy"...in the weenie.

Hahahaa...he wishes he had asked if he could have that one to keep. Hahahhahahahaa.


That is hilarious! I can just see it now...LOL!