Be warned that this may have you running for fresh air……
Letting one out or go as is the familiar term, can empty a room faster than anything else, except for the real thing of course – an actual bomb! Or make you the most unpopular person around! Wanna get rid of someone you don’t like hanging around you…just let it rip! It’s enough to send even a skunk running for cover!LOL!
Of all the different variety there is though, the silent but deadly one is the fiercest! Being true to it’s name, silent AND deadly; the smell will knock you out. You don’t hear it but you definitely smell it and often wonder where the source of that putrid smell is coming from!
Case in point, my 3 year old and I were on the living room couch watching a movie and we both smelt something pretty awful. Damn, what is that god awful smell I wanted to know? My 3 year old told me that I stink! I told her no way it’s not me. We both kept smelling it. In my living room! No one owned up to it and I actually thought maybe the sewer system was acting up or something.
My older daughter went into the kitchen and I went to get something from the refrigerator. There’s that smell again! I commented on it. Then I looked at her and I saw her trying to stifle a laugh, then the outright laughter and embarrassment! I couldn’t get over it! I told her to go to the bathroom this instant and let it out! She was mortified! But she said she didn’t need to go. I asked her when was the last time she had a BM. She said two days ago. I said it’s time to go again and don’t get up til it’s out of your system!
I’ve always wondered why our bodily functions can be so…um…smelly. Ya know, fart, flatulence, poop, wind, the bomb…whatever you call it. Not only does it smell, it’s always the source of outrageous laughter! Just thinking about it has me in squeals of laughter right now, thinking about some of the incidents I myself have been in.
What you eat has a lot to do with it too. Why is it that the more fattening stuff you over indulge in, sometimes til your stomach overflowing and yep, you’re letting it all out and the scent is….out….of….this….world! That’s when you run to the toilet! And if you don’t…may God help you – and everyone else around you!
I guess that’s why some people don’t eat meat! But wait, nope, let me back up with that statement! I’ve known a few vegetarians who can let out some farts that smell sooooooo bad you wonder why! Why does it have to smell so bad…it’s enough to have you crying…! Too much broccoli and cauliflower….you guys really need to eat add some meat to your dishes! (vegans don’t come after me for this statement) haha…all in good fun really!
You know the only kind of poop and fart that I don’t mind smelling is that of a new born baby! Yep, they haven’t been “contaminated” yet so it usually isn’t as bad as smelling that of an older child or a grown up!
That’s one of the reasons why I always have a can of aerosol spray handy in both of my bathrooms. And let me not forget the scented candles…yep…those do help in deflecting the smell of flatulence!