Apparently there’s now a new type of man….
Let’s see, there’s the Heterosexual man…regular Joe Smo or super regular Joe Smo or whatever he deems himself to be……depending on how good looking, or cute, or gentlemanly or plain old manly he is.
Then there’s the Homosexual man……you know who you are…whether you’re in or out of the closet….
Then there’s the Metrosexual man….[I recently wrote a prose about him too!]……
Now there’s a new type of man out there….yes ladies
[Drum roll please….dadum….dadum…..]
The Übersexual man!
The Übersexual man likes nice clothes and enjoys nice things but is still very macho. He won’t get his nails done, or wear clear nail polish or wear the color pink but he’ll enjoy the finer things in life while keeping his maleness firmly intact!
So the Übersexual man is the exact opposite of the Metrosexual man? So let me see, the Metrosexual man will like nice things as well but he’ll shave and moisturize while the Übersexual man will also enjoy nice things but you won’t get him to shave unless he wants to and he won’t moisturize! (or wear the color pink!)
Hmmmm…I wish you men would make up your mind! If you will only admit to having an inner child and letting him out sometimes, this might save us all the trouble of having so many schizophrenics walking around pretending to be too macho to cry or ask for directions! Heehee….
You go ahead with your macho self you Übersexual man you!
[I got inspired after watching a report a couple of weeks ago on Good Morning America (GMA)]