I'm not tryng to out do myself here by writing a lot. But that's what JU does to you. You want to share every little detail of what's going on in your life! Funny enough I had to share this. I googled myself and it's really interesting to see how many people with my name is out there. I have a popular name, spelt a little differently but popular because it's an actress' name. I've heard all the jokes. There are over 310 pages of information on my name, 213, 000 findings - WoW, and...

I'm not tryng to out do myself here by writing a lot. But that's what JU does to you. You want to share every little detail of what's going on in your life! Funny enough I had to share this. I googled myself and it's really interesting to see how many people with my name is out there. I have a popular name, spelt a little differently but popular because it's an actress' name. I've heard all the jokes. There are over 310 pages of information on my name, 213, 000 findings - WoW, and...

An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was NOT very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the...

An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was NOT very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the...

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stun...

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stun...

This one had me rolling too... Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head "No". "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The hillbilly w...

This one had me rolling too... Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head "No". "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The hillbilly w...

Another one that had me rolling.....! The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice ...

Another one that had me rolling.....! The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice ...

My husband dropped me off at work, he does this everyday, and at the end of our journey he asked me if I had money. I had Twenty bucks I said, that's all I have if you want I can go get change to give you half. So in I went to my office in search of change. i didn't realise this would be such a difficult thing to do. Well, I walked the entire building, it's one level and it's like a very big warehouse. Each person that I encountered to ask, can you give me change, seemed surprise, af...

My husband dropped me off at work, he does this everyday, and at the end of our journey he asked me if I had money. I had Twenty bucks I said, that's all I have if you want I can go get change to give you half. So in I went to my office in search of change. i didn't realise this would be such a difficult thing to do. Well, I walked the entire building, it's one level and it's like a very big warehouse. Each person that I encountered to ask, can you give me change, seemed surprise, af...

This email I received made me laugh and I wanted to share it! Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic Red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the Worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simp...

This email I received made me laugh and I wanted to share it! Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic Red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the Worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simp...

Someone sent me an email with this job description for mothers. I thought it was funny but a fitting description. Perhaps some of us wouldn't have accepted it if we had the responsibilities spelt out to us beforehand! Lol! However, despite the trials and sometimes being unappreciated, it's the best job in the world! Here's to all you moms out there! Mom Job Description[/B ] Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Can...