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February 23, 2007 by foreverserenity
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his m...
February 23, 2007 by foreverserenity
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his m...
February 15, 2007 by foreverserenity
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February 15, 2007 by foreverserenity
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.
February 2, 2007 by foreverserenity
This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers > license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, > including your own! I just searched for mine and there > it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I > suggest you'll do the same..... Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license ...
February 2, 2007 by foreverserenity
This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers > license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, > including your own! I just searched for mine and there > it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I > suggest you'll do the same..... Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license ...
January 29, 2007 by foreverserenity
THIS IS SO TRUE! How do I know....because it happened to me once...seriously....I couldn't wait to get home to have a bath....yuck! _________-- When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won'...
January 29, 2007 by foreverserenity
THIS IS SO TRUE! How do I know....because it happened to me once...seriously....I couldn't wait to get home to have a bath....yuck! _________-- When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won'...
January 24, 2007 by foreverserenity
Strictly for laughs! [from an email] Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes? _______________ Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will b...
January 24, 2007 by foreverserenity
Strictly for laughs! [from an email] Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes? _______________ Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will b...
January 19, 2007 by foreverserenity
A good laugh to brighten your day. [from an email!] They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: (Summer, 2006 Release) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "...
January 19, 2007 by foreverserenity
A good laugh to brighten your day. [from an email!] They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: (Summer, 2006 Release) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "...
December 7, 2006 by foreverserenity
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: ...
December 7, 2006 by foreverserenity
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: ...
November 29, 2006 by foreverserenity
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.