Strictly for laughs! [from an email] Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes? _______________ Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will b...
Strictly for laughs! [from an email] Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes? _______________ Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will b...
A good laugh to brighten your day. [from an email!] They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: (Summer, 2006 Release) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "...
A good laugh to brighten your day. [from an email!] They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: (Summer, 2006 Release) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "...
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: ...
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: ...
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[From an Email] A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that...
[From an Email] A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that...
When you have a car accident, it’s a horrible thing. Surviving one, you’re really lucky. Sometimes the memory of it isn’t so good. I know people who still refuse to get behind the wheel of a car months after an accident. There are so many people out there today who ride around and are a menace to themselves and other drivers. Sometimes I wonder how in heaven’s name he/she got their license. It’s like, did they buy it or did they really do a road test? I don’t know. I’ve heard of ...
When you have a car accident, it’s a horrible thing. Surviving one, you’re really lucky. Sometimes the memory of it isn’t so good. I know people who still refuse to get behind the wheel of a car months after an accident. There are so many people out there today who ride around and are a menace to themselves and other drivers. Sometimes I wonder how in heaven’s name he/she got their license. It’s like, did they buy it or did they really do a road test? I don’t know. I’ve heard of ...
Whip recently did a blog "Are you on my Shit List" Link . You have to read it to get the humor! My sister sent me this email today. I thought it was very funny and it reminded me of Whip's blog. So Whip, you can add this to your lineup!LOL! The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know JACK SCHITT." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. JACK is the only son of AWE SCHITT and O. SCHITT. AWE S...
Whip recently did a blog "Are you on my Shit List" Link . You have to read it to get the humor! My sister sent me this email today. I thought it was very funny and it reminded me of Whip's blog. So Whip, you can add this to your lineup!LOL! The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know JACK SCHITT." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. JACK is the only son of AWE SCHITT and O. SCHITT. AWE S...
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Mak...