[From an Email] A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that...

[From an Email] A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that...

When you have a car accident, it’s a horrible thing. Surviving one, you’re really lucky. Sometimes the memory of it isn’t so good. I know people who still refuse to get behind the wheel of a car months after an accident. There are so many people out there today who ride around and are a menace to themselves and other drivers. Sometimes I wonder how in heaven’s name he/she got their license. It’s like, did they buy it or did they really do a road test? I don’t know. I’ve heard of ...

When you have a car accident, it’s a horrible thing. Surviving one, you’re really lucky. Sometimes the memory of it isn’t so good. I know people who still refuse to get behind the wheel of a car months after an accident. There are so many people out there today who ride around and are a menace to themselves and other drivers. Sometimes I wonder how in heaven’s name he/she got their license. It’s like, did they buy it or did they really do a road test? I don’t know. I’ve heard of ...

Whip recently did a blog "Are you on my Shit List" Link . You have to read it to get the humor! My sister sent me this email today. I thought it was very funny and it reminded me of Whip's blog. So Whip, you can add this to your lineup!LOL! The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know JACK SCHITT." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. JACK is the only son of AWE SCHITT and O. SCHITT. AWE S...

Whip recently did a blog "Are you on my Shit List" Link . You have to read it to get the humor! My sister sent me this email today. I thought it was very funny and it reminded me of Whip's blog. So Whip, you can add this to your lineup!LOL! The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know JACK SCHITT." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. JACK is the only son of AWE SCHITT and O. SCHITT. AWE S...

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Mak...

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Mak...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight., "I promise!". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solu...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight., "I promise!". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solu...

{ROFL - funny email} 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoo...

{ROFL - funny email} 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoo...

Here's a very amusing Email I received today. It made me laugh, ROFL! If you haven't read it yet, you'll get a kick out of it...if you have already, it always cracks the funny bones! 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, ...