From an email! Boy do they have some good tips!LOL! 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca or Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca 4)Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label...
From an email! Boy do they have some good tips!LOL! 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca or Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca 4)Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label...
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He p...
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He p...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his m...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his m...
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This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers > license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, > including your own! I just searched for mine and there > it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I > suggest you'll do the same..... Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license ...
This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers > license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, > including your own! I just searched for mine and there > it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I > suggest you'll do the same..... Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license ...
THIS IS SO TRUE! How do I know....because it happened to me once...seriously....I couldn't wait to get home to have a bath....yuck! _________-- When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won'...
THIS IS SO TRUE! How do I know....because it happened to me once...seriously....I couldn't wait to get home to have a bath....yuck! _________-- When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won'...
Strictly for laughs! [from an email] Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes? _______________ Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will b...