One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stun...
Finally, it's November 2nd. I got up earlier so that I could make a headstart and go to the Polls before going in to work. Of course there was a long line, thankfully I only had to wait an hour and fifteen minutes. I've voted before in past Presidential elections. At the time I was in another state, there were no long lines then. There also was not such manic intense feelings four years ago - at least before the end results anyway. I'm a naturalized citizen of this country and I'm p...
This one had me rolling too... Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head "No". "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The hillbilly w...
This one had me rolling too... Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head "No". "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The hillbilly w...
Something is bothering me enough for me to ask everyone or anyone if they see this too? What's going on with these groups, mostly "religious" ones that are crying "wolf" on the entertainment, television world? Some things are just not fit to be on TV I'll admit, but to actually want to stop freedom of speech and freedom of expression, isn't that our right as citizen of the United States? There's a group that are now making waves for a new program that started recently, Desperate Housewives...
Today would have been my mom's 64th birthday. I had planned a day of doing the things she enjoyed. First, taking the day off just to spend time with her. Preparing a lovely breakfast for her to enjoy. Going to the hair salon to have her pampered a bit. Then off to the mall we would have gone, cause she loved to window shop and letting her choose her birthday present would have been an extra special treat! Having lunch, something hot, the way she likes it. Then spend some more ...
I wanted to share this. I'm blessed. Blessed to be alive and healthy and have a wonderful family who loves me (and I them). I'm blessed because God loves me and shows me this everyday. He provides little miracles when I least expect them. This past weekend something that I least expected happened and I know that God made it happened. It's good to just let go and let God. It's good to just let him take care of your needs, to calm down, shut up and quit trippin about every littl...
Another one that had me rolling.....! The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice ...
Another one that had me rolling.....! The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice ...
My husband dropped me off at work, he does this everyday, and at the end of our journey he asked me if I had money. I had Twenty bucks I said, that's all I have if you want I can go get change to give you half. So in I went to my office in search of change. i didn't realise this would be such a difficult thing to do. Well, I walked the entire building, it's one level and it's like a very big warehouse. Each person that I encountered to ask, can you give me change, seemed surprise, af...
My husband dropped me off at work, he does this everyday, and at the end of our journey he asked me if I had money. I had Twenty bucks I said, that's all I have if you want I can go get change to give you half. So in I went to my office in search of change. i didn't realise this would be such a difficult thing to do. Well, I walked the entire building, it's one level and it's like a very big warehouse. Each person that I encountered to ask, can you give me change, seemed surprise, af...
Each day when I open my email I notice my bulk folder is usually filled to the brim with junk mail. Sometimes I think to myself, how in heavens name did I get all this junk email. Some are ads, some are requests, and some actually are begging me to sign up for one thing or the other. When I scroll down and look at each message (that is, if I do open them) it says that this is not spam, I am receiving this message because I am affiliated with some other affiliate? I mean, who are they kidd...
An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was NOT very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the...
An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was NOT very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the...
I'm not tryng to out do myself here by writing a lot. But that's what JU does to you. You want to share every little detail of what's going on in your life! Funny enough I had to share this. I googled myself and it's really interesting to see how many people with my name is out there. I have a popular name, spelt a little differently but popular because it's an actress' name. I've heard all the jokes. There are over 310 pages of information on my name, 213, 000 findings - WoW, and...