Apparently being a celebrity today means you will have an entourage and you will have people doing the most mundane and ridiculous things for you. Being an assistant to a celebrity doesn't necessarily means that you’re going to respond to fan mail or set up appointments for the hair salon or even go to lunch with friends. According to Stuff Magazine these assistants are assigned special tasks: A “petite Colombian” follows Mariah Carey around and her duties include keeping the d...
it seems that kids are disappearing in San Francisco. Not because of crime or at the hands of perverts (thank God) but because their parents are moving out of the city. It seems living in San Francisco has become too expensive. So the classrooms are empty and so are the parks. Friends that used to live across the streets are no longer there to play with. The gay population is also very high there 20%. Some were wondering if this may be the reason why families are moving. It's not tho...
Did you know that the salad you eat can be bad for you? Why? It depends on what you put in it or on it of course! A salad in general is a pretty healthy meal. If it’s prepared at home where you’re not likely to add all the ‘stuff’ that can go onto it, it will be a lot more healthy than if you go out to eat one. At home you can add all the other “stuff” too. When I make my salads at home I try to make it interesting. Who needs to eat a boring salad right?! I mean if it’s going...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Blow Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. At Work, Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Blow Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. At Work, Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 6. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 7. The 'spot' on 7UP comes f...
I just came back from my exercise walk routine. I’ve been walking at lunch time this week for 30mins everyday, speed walking, because I can’t get to the gym this week. It’s been doing fine and so as not to lose my interest in working out I make it a point to do it. I walk very quickly (don’t ask me how fast because I don’t have one of those fancy things that check my steps – I should get one!) and I move my arms in a pumping motion and move my hips like a swagger-like motion while I wal...
There’s a new guy in the building I work. I saw him for the second time this week. I said good morning to him, no response. OK, I said to myself, probably not a morning person or maybe he didn’t hear me? But then I did look him in the face and said that so….anyhow. I saw him again just a few minutes ago and I saw him looking, make that, staring at me so I smiled and said hello. He just looked right through me and went through the door! WTF???? Now the only reason I’m bringing thi...
1. Your last name stays put. 2. The garage is all yours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. You can be President. 6. You can never be pregnant. 7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 8. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 9. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 10. The world is your urinal. 11. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 12. You don't have to ...
1. Your last name stays put. 2. The garage is all yours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. You can be President. 6. You can never be pregnant. 7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 8. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 9. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 10. The world is your urinal. 11. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 12. You don't have to ...
Sex for some people is a private matter, not to be discussed in public at all cost. To be kept behind the bedroom doors without a hint of impropriety. For others sex is an open book. Some are very in touch with their sexuality and love to show it off at all cost. They can’t stop talking about their sex lives. They might even be a tad obsessive on the subject. Food for some people is a public matter. The door is open for others to observe and look what is eaten. To see what’s act...
I wrote a blog entitled Medicine and Morality some time ago. Link I also noticed it was the topic of discussion again here recently on Marcie Helen’s blog. On April 14 Congress introduced a Bill to make it illegal for pharmacies to refuse to fill these types of prescriptions. If they don’t comply they can be fined $5,000 a day or up to as much as $500,000! The report mentioned that although the Bill didn’t specifically mention the words birth control prescriptions, but rather al...
Somehow I lost all of my good friends who I used to hang with in high school. We clicked together because we shared the same interests and hated the same things. We weren’t the “popular” girls (I went to an all girl high school), but we were pretty much up there on the school radar. Those were some really fun times One thing I do know is had I remained in my homeland I definitely would have still been friends with them. Because I’m a nurturing person and I nurture my friendships, just ...
Sometimes I want to get into bed with my mommy To run to her for refuge To tell her my dreams To talk to her about my anxieties To get her spin on things Sometimes I want to get into bed with my mommy To be safe and warm Away from the maddening clouds Of doubts Sometimes I want to get into bed with my mommy To see her smile Hear her laughter Brush her hair To look into her face Her eyes And know that I’m truly loved To see myself looking back at me Sometimes I Just ...
I read an article by Dianne Hales in Sunday's Parade magazine regarding what the type of car you drive says about you. I must tell you, I’m a bottom feeder. I’m never gonna get up there at the upper level, the echelon of the haves or the Jones who have it all. Your car tells others who you are and how well you are doing. Yes, those wheels of yours are sending a message about you. Whether you want it to or not. My husband and I own three cars. We don’t owe any money on them, th...